5 Reasons why Led Zeppelin should be played while I’m drinking Jameson…
1. Makes me feel all misty inside.
2. Makes the most fucked up thing a woman has ever done seem fucked up…but cool still.
3. So you can talk about the fact they “stole” this shit from Muddy Waters and John Lee Hooker.
4. Makes you feel slightly invincible.
5. The beats are hot and it’s hard for “I’m black man” to argue with whether it’s great music or not.
5+. Makes me feel all misty inside.
5++. Makes you feel kinda like you could kick someones ass, but you use discretion with your power.
5+++. Sounds like they was gettin’ at some ladies.
